Best Funny Religious Jokes

Funny short religious jokes about god and hilarious comedy that can occur. Also includes multiple Christian jokes, Muslim jokes and even jokes about Jews.


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Why is the popes hat so big? ….. so he can hide little boys.


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Why did Jesus rise from the dead at Easter?

Because he loves chocolate eggs.


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Just seen a bishop walking in the street which was strange because he wasn’t walking diagonally.


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The following took place at a dinner party in Jerusalem about 2000 years ago.
This is my body. *Pulls out some bread*
This is my blood. *Pours some wine*
This is a stick up *Pulls out a gun*, put your hands on your head and get on the floor.

Chicken Priest

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a Catholic priest standing next to it.

Gods favourite

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4 reasons why England is God’s favourite country.

1. No.1 language in the world
2. No mass shootings
3. No Earthquakes
4. No Hurricanes

God bless England!