Best Funny Religious Jokes

Funny short religious jokes about god and hilarious comedy that can occur. Also includes multiple Christian jokes, Muslim jokes and even jokes about Jews.

Oct

Pope

By pureshadows

in Religious Jokes

+14 -32

Why is the popes hat so big? ….. so he can hide little boys.

Mar

Resurrection

By Peter

in Religious Jokes

+22 -40

Why did Jesus rise from the dead at Easter?

Because he loves chocolate eggs.

Jul

Bishop

By CragSA32

in Religious Jokes

+31 -49

Just seen a bishop walking in the street which was strange because he wasn’t walking diagonally.

Apr

Jerusalem

By Jesus

in Religious Jokes

+16 -35

The following took place at a dinner party in Jerusalem about 2000 years ago.
This is my body. *Pulls out some bread*
This is my blood. *Pours some wine*
This is a stick up *Pulls out a gun*, put your hands on your head and get on the floor.

Jan

Chicken Priest

By The Judge

in Religious Jokes

+21 -41

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a Catholic priest standing next to it.

Oct

Gods favourite

By Queen Elizabeth

in Religious Jokes

+23 -43

4 reasons why England is God’s favourite country.

1. No.1 language in the world
2. No mass shootings
3. No Earthquakes
4. No Hurricanes

God bless England!