Best Funny Religious Jokes

Funny short religious jokes about god and hilarious comedy that can occur. Also includes multiple Christian jokes, Muslim jokes and even jokes about Jews.

Dec

xmas decorations

By sandy

in Religious Jokes

+13 -29

I accidently ate some Christmas decorations the other day and now I have a really sore throat. I went to the doctors and he said it looks like I have tinsel-itus.

Mar

God

By Louise

in Dirty Jokes, Religious Jokes

+45 -62

Q. How can you tell that God is a man?
A. Because if he was a woman men would shit diamonds and sperm would taste like chocolate.

Jan

Catholic Priests

By Dave

in Religious Jokes

+12 -29

Why are Catholic priests always running? Because they love to exercise demons.

May

Famous Quote

By Stewert

in Religious Jokes

+14 -32

“Anyone who lives his life in accordance with a book is a fool.” John 3:11

Jul

Bishop

By CragSA32

in Religious Jokes

+31 -50

Just seen a bishop walking in the street which was strange because he wasn’t walking diagonally.

Oct

Banks

By Steve Stewart

in Religious Jokes

Tags: Jew Jokes

+25 -45

What do you call a banker with hayfever?

AJEW!!