Best Funny Religious Jokes

Funny short religious jokes about god and hilarious comedy that can occur. Also includes multiple Christian jokes, Muslim jokes and even jokes about Jews.

God Why

in Religious Jokes
+19 -43

A man asked God why is his life so hard when his neighbor who is an atheist has it so easy. God replied “I prefer it when people don’t keep bothering me”.

Adam and Eve

in Religious Jokes
+22 -46

Q. Why did God create Eve?
A. To iron Adam’s leaf.

God

in Religious Jokes
+19 -44

If God didn’t want people to jack-off why did give us long arms?

Heaven

in Religious Jokes
+30 -58

Why do people celebrate Jesus going to heaven? Once you reach your 30s the last thing you want is to move back with your parents.

Abortion

in Political Jokes, Religious Jokes
+35 -63

If Catholics are really against abortion then why do they hate gay people? Gay people never have abortions.

Heaven

in Religious Jokes, Surreal Jokes
+30 -60

Just found out from the internet that heaven isn’t real. Apparently the bright light you see when you die is actually you being reborn and coming out of another vagina.