Best Funny Religious Jokes

Funny short religious jokes about god and hilarious comedy that can occur. Also includes multiple Christian jokes, Muslim jokes and even jokes about Jews.

Sep

Heaven

By Dave

in Religious Jokes, Surreal Jokes

+28 -57

Just found out from the internet that heaven isn’t real. Apparently the bright light you see when you die is actually you being reborn and coming out of another vagina.

Jul

Islamic Terrorist

By Frank

in Political Jokes, Religious Jokes

Tags: Muslim Jokes

+21 -52

Did you hear about the Islamic terrorist who was arrested in Liverpool the other day?

His name was Ayaluf Roh-Bin Kaahs.

Jan

Mohammed

By Mohammed

in Religious Jokes

+21 -53

Why did Mohammed cross the road?
Because he’s a really great guy and was doing some important charity work.

Sep

Priest Told Me Chatup Line

By SteveS

in Pick Up Lines, Religious Jokes

+17 -50

I have a really small peenis, at least that’s what the priest told me.

Oct

Knock Knock

By Vinny

in Religious Jokes

+4 -45

Knock Knock.

Who’s there??

It’s me your local Jehovah’s Witness coming to tell you about Christ.

Dec

Wise Man

By FreddyP

in Religious Jokes

+26 -71

Apparently if you find a mother who’s a virgin and you give her baby small pieces of metal and perfume this makes you a ‘wise man’.