Best Funny Religious Jokes

Funny short religious jokes about god and hilarious comedy that can occur. Also includes multiple Christian jokes, Muslim jokes and even jokes about Jews.

Sep

Lemons

By Rev. A Fucher

in Religious Jokes

+9 -33

Can Richard Dawkins and his atheist friends explain why lemons are so bitter? Fruits are supposed to be tasty so the seeds get ingested and spread around in peoples turds. Why do lemons taste like a pro’s fanny? Not that I’d know, I’ve never eaten a lemon.

Jan

God

By SteveB

in Religious Jokes

+19 -44

If God didn’t want people to jack-off why did give us long arms?

Mar

Heaven

By Frank

in Religious Jokes

+30 -58

Why do people celebrate Jesus going to heaven? Once you reach your 30s the last thing you want is to move back with your parents.

Nov

Abortion

By Carl

in Political Jokes, Religious Jokes

+35 -63

If Catholics are really against abortion then why do they hate gay people? Gay people never have abortions.

Sep

Heaven

By Dave

in Religious Jokes, Surreal Jokes

+30 -60

Just found out from the internet that heaven isn’t real. Apparently the bright light you see when you die is actually you being reborn and coming out of another vagina.

Jan

Mohammed

By Mohammed

in Religious Jokes

+21 -53

Why did Mohammed cross the road?
Because he’s a really great guy and was doing some important charity work.