Best Funny Religious Jokes

Funny short religious jokes about god and hilarious comedy that can occur. Also includes multiple Christian jokes, Muslim jokes and even jokes about Jews.

God

in Religious Jokes
+19 -44

If God didn’t want people to jack-off why did give us long arms?

Abortion

in Political Jokes, Religious Jokes
+35 -62

If Catholics are really against abortion then why do they hate gay people? Gay people never have abortions.

Heaven

in Religious Jokes
+30 -58

Why do people celebrate Jesus going to heaven? Once you reach your 30s the last thing you want is to move back with your parents.

Heaven

in Religious Jokes, Surreal Jokes
+30 -59

Just found out from the internet that heaven isn’t real. Apparently the bright light you see when you die is actually you being reborn and coming out of another vagina.

Islamic Terrorist

in Political Jokes, Religious Jokes
+24 -56

Did you hear about the Islamic terrorist who was arrested in Liverpool the other day?

His name was Ayaluf Roh-Bin Kaahs.

Mohammed

in Religious Jokes
+21 -53

Why did Mohammed cross the road?
Because he’s a really great guy and was doing some important charity work.