Best Funny Religious Jokes

Funny short religious jokes about god and hilarious comedy that can occur. Also includes multiple Christian jokes, Muslim jokes and even jokes about Jews.

28
Oct

Knock Knock

By Vinny
in Religious Jokes
+4 -36

Knock Knock.

Who’s there??

It’s me your local Jehovah’s Witness coming to tell you about Christ.

05
Sep

Priest Told Me Chatup Line

By SteveS
in Pick Up Lines, Religious Jokes
+17 -50

I have a really small peenis, at least that’s what the priest told me.

25
Mar

Easter Bunny

By Paul
in Religious Jokes
+27 -72

Q. What do Jesus and the Easter Bunny have in common?

A. They both taste good with wine.

24
Dec

Wise Man

By FreddyP
in Religious Jokes
+25 -71

Apparently if you find a mother who’s a virgin and you give her baby small pieces of metal and perfume this makes you a ‘wise man’.

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