Best Funny Religious Jokes

Funny short religious jokes about god and hilarious comedy that can occur. Also includes multiple Christian jokes, Muslim jokes and even jokes about Jews.

Priest Told Me Chatup Line

in Pick Up Lines, Religious Jokes
+17 -50

I have a really small peenis, at least that’s what the priest told me.

Knock Knock

in Religious Jokes
+4 -40

Knock Knock.

Who’s there??

It’s me your local Jehovah’s Witness coming to tell you about Christ.

Easter Bunny

in Religious Jokes
+27 -72

Q. What do Jesus and the Easter Bunny have in common?

A. They both taste good with wine.

Wise Man

in Religious Jokes
+25 -71

Apparently if you find a mother who’s a virgin and you give her baby small pieces of metal and perfume this makes you a ‘wise man’.