Best Funny Religious Jokes

Funny short religious jokes about god and hilarious comedy that can occur. Also includes multiple Christian jokes, Muslim jokes and even jokes about Jews.

Heaven

in Religious Jokes, Surreal Jokes
+28 -57

Just found out from the internet that heaven isn’t real. Apparently the bright light you see when you die is actually you being reborn and coming out of another vagina.

Islamic Terrorist

in Political Jokes, Religious Jokes
+21 -52

Did you hear about the Islamic terrorist who was arrested in Liverpool the other day?

His name was Ayaluf Roh-Bin Kaahs.

Mohammed

in Religious Jokes
+21 -53

Why did Mohammed cross the road?
Because he’s a really great guy and was doing some important charity work.

Priest Told Me Chatup Line

in Pick Up Lines, Religious Jokes
+17 -50

I have a really small peenis, at least that’s what the priest told me.

Knock Knock

in Religious Jokes
+4 -45

Knock Knock.

Who’s there??

It’s me your local Jehovah’s Witness coming to tell you about Christ.

Wise Man

in Religious Jokes
+26 -71

Apparently if you find a mother who’s a virgin and you give her baby small pieces of metal and perfume this makes you a ‘wise man’.