Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Usain Bolt

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Q. What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?

A. Usain bolt can Finish a race.

Park Bench

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Q What’s the difference between a park bench and a black guy?
A a park bench can support a family of four.

ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

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Recent reports have indicated that the Facebook ALS Ice Bucket Challenge has been a great success in the UK. Apparently over 10,000 pakis have now had a bath.

Boy Scout

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Q: What is the difference between a Jew and boy scout.
A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

Robbing

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Q. How do you stop a black person from robbing your house?
A. Stick a sign on your front door saying “Job Center”!