Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Black Bike

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Q. What does a bike and a black man have in common?
A. They both need chains to work.

ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

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Recent reports have indicated that the Facebook ALS Ice Bucket Challenge has been a great success in the UK. Apparently over 10,000 pakis have now had a bath.

Robbing

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Q. How do you stop a black person from robbing your house?
A. Stick a sign on your front door saying “Job Center”!

Boy Scout

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Q: What is the difference between a Jew and boy scout.
A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

Best Friend Chinese

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Just found out today that my best friend is Chinese. I always thought he was just tired.