Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Night

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Why are black people hard to see at night?

Because prisons don’t allow visitors after dark.

With Your Tv

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Whats faster than a black guy with your TV.
His brother with your iPhone.

Heaven

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The following conversation took place after a recently deceased Pakistani man knocked on the gates of Heaven for about 5 minutes.

St. Peter: “What do you want? ”
Pakistani man: “I’m here for Jesus.”
St. Peter: “Jesus, your taxi’s here!! “

Positive

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What’s the most positive thing in Africa?
HIV.

Park Bench

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Q What’s the difference between a park bench and a black guy?
A a park bench can support a family of four.

Usain Bolt

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Q. What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?

A. Usain bolt can Finish a race.