Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Monopoly Set

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Got a Pakistani monopoly set the other day, there’s a shop on every corner.

Better

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Why’s it better to be black than to be gay?
Because when you’re black you don’t have to tell your parents.

Adam and Eve

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The following conversation took place in school.

Teacher: So we are all descended from Adam and Eve.
Young kid: My dad says we came from apes.
Teacher: That’s probably true for your family Abdul.

texas sheriff

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What did the texas sheriff say when he saw a dead black guy with 32 bullet-holes in him?
Worst case of suicide i’ve ever seen.

Black Man Running

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What’s more suspicious than a black man running?
A black man tiptoeing.

Police Academy

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Feeling excited today. Just graduated from the police academy and also read in my horoscope that I’m gonna be meeting a tall dark stranger. Looking forward to trying out my new taser.