Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

iPhone Water

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If you accidentally drop you’re iPhone in water leave it in a bowl of dry rice for 24 hrs. The rice attracts Asians who will automatically fix your electronics for you.

Jew Jokes

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Q: Why do Jews like watching dirty movies backwards?
A: Because they like the part were prostitute gives the money back!

With Your Tv

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Whats faster than a black guy with your TV.
His brother with your iPhone.

On Top

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Whats white on top and black underneath?

Whats Black on top and white underneath?


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Why do blacks always run so fast at the Olympics? My theory is that it’s because every race starts with a white man firing a gun.