Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Blacks Never Say

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Three things blacks never say that white people say all the time.

1. I’ve paid all the bills for this month.
2. Hi Dad!
3. Thanks for the warning officer.

iPhone Water

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If you accidentally drop you’re iPhone in water leave it in a bowl of dry rice for 24 hrs. The rice attracts Asians who will automatically fix your electronics for you.

Jew Jokes

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Q: Why do Jews like watching dirty movies backwards?
A: Because they like the part were prostitute gives the money back!

Olympics

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Why do blacks always run so fast at the Olympics? My theory is that it’s because every race starts with a white man firing a gun.

On Top

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Whats white on top and black underneath?
Society.

Whats Black on top and white underneath?
Rape.

With Your Tv

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Whats faster than a black guy with your TV.
His brother with your iPhone.