The Best Funny Paki Jokes

Heaven

in Racist Jokes, Religious Jokes
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The following conversation took place after a recently deceased Pakistani man knocked on the gates of Heaven for about 5 minutes.

St. Peter: “What do you want? ”
Pakistani man: “I’m here for Jesus.”
St. Peter: “Jesus, your taxi’s here!! “

ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

in Racist Jokes
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Recent reports have indicated that the Facebook ALS Ice Bucket Challenge has been a great success in the UK. Apparently over 10,000 pakis have now had a bath.

Monopoly Set

in Racist Jokes
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Got a Pakistani monopoly set the other day, there’s a shop on every corner.

Good looking Pakistani

in Racist Jokes
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What do you call a good looking Pakistani?

Asif.

Bigfoot

in Racist Jokes
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Q. What’s the difference between a good looking Paki and Bigfoot?
A. Bigfoot has been spotted.