The Best Funny Paki Jokes

Sep

Heaven

By Rob

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The following conversation took place after a recently deceased Pakistani man knocked on the gates of Heaven for about 5 minutes.

St. Peter: “What do you want? ”
Pakistani man: “I’m here for Jesus.”
St. Peter: “Jesus, your taxi’s here!! “

Aug

ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

By pablo

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Paki Jokes

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Recent reports have indicated that the Facebook ALS Ice Bucket Challenge has been a great success in the UK. Apparently over 10,000 pakis have now had a bath.

May

Monopoly Set

By CrispyD

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Paki Jokes

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Got a Pakistani monopoly set the other day, there’s a shop on every corner.

Nov

Good looking Pakistani

By Russ

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Paki Jokes

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What do you call a good looking Pakistani?

Asif.

Jul

Bigfoot

By Steve

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Paki Jokes

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Q. What’s the difference between a good looking Paki and Bigfoot?
A. Bigfoot has been spotted.