The Best Funny Paki Jokes

Heaven

in Racist Jokes, Religious Jokes
+757 -532

The following conversation took place after a recently deceased Pakistani man knocked on the gates of Heaven for about 5 minutes.

St. Peter: “What do you want? ”
Pakistani man: “I’m here for Jesus.”
St. Peter: “Jesus, your taxi’s here!! “

ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

in Racist Jokes
+538 -367

Recent reports have indicated that the Facebook ALS Ice Bucket Challenge has been a great success in the UK. Apparently over 10,000 pakis have now had a bath.

Monopoly Set

in Racist Jokes
+462 -366

Got a Pakistani monopoly set the other day, there’s a shop on every corner.

Good looking Pakistani

in Racist Jokes
+446 -364

What do you call a good looking Pakistani?

Asif.

Bigfoot

in Racist Jokes
+69 -64

Q. What’s the difference between a good looking Paki and Bigfoot?
A. Bigfoot has been spotted.

Paki Shop

in Racist Jokes
+9 -16

According to my wife the term “Paki Shop” is not PC anymore so I’ve decided to compromise and now call it the ‘Newsasians’.