Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Biology Test

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Failed my biology test today.
They asked, “What do you find inside cells?”
Apparently “black people” wasn’t the correct answer.

Chinese Billionaire

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What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?

Cha Ching !

Racist Maths

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If Steve has $20 and Tyrone takes $16, what color is Tyrone?

Long and Black

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Q. What’s long and black?
A. The line at KFC.

Blacks Never Say

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Three things blacks never say that white people say all the time.

1. I’ve paid all the bills for this month.
2. Hi Dad!
3. Thanks for the warning officer.