Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Biology Test

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Failed my biology test today.
They asked, “What do you find inside cells?”
Apparently “black people” wasn’t the correct answer.

Chinese Billionaire

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What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?

Cha Ching !

Racist Maths

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If Steve has $20 and Tyrone takes $16, what color is Tyrone?

Long and Black

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Q. What’s long and black?
A. The line at KFC.

iPhone Water

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If you accidentally drop you’re iPhone in water leave it in a bowl of dry rice for 24 hrs. The rice attracts Asians who will automatically fix your electronics for you.