Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Nazis

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Q. How did the Nazis measure the performance of gas chambers?
A. KilaJews Per Second.

Racist Maths

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If Steve has $20 and Tyrone takes $16, what color is Tyrone?

Chinese Guy

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The following conversation took place in a bar between me and a Chinese man.

Me: Do you know martial arts like Kung fu, ju-jitsu or karate?
Chinese man: Why the fuk you ask me dat? Is it coz I Chinese?
Me: No… It’s because you’re drinking my f*cking beer!!

Chinese Billionaire

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What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?

Cha Ching !

Long and Black

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Q. What’s long and black?
A. The line at KFC.