Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Onion Chopping

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What’s the difference between a Jew and an onion.

You cry when you chop up an onion.

Call Arab

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Q. What do you call an Arab who’s lost weight?
A. Haz Bin Fatah

Q. What do you call a fat Arab who smells?
A. Fati Bin Pharteen

Q. What do you call an Arab p*rnstar?
A. Haid D’Salaami

Australia

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Can’t believe I wasn’t allowed to emigrate to Australia because of my criminal record. You’d think they’d be more understanding given the history.

Crime Book

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Crimewatch have released their first book, it has the 50 most wanted criminals in Britain in it.

It’s called “50 shades of black”

Bounty Hunter

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I got a job as a bounty hunter in China.

Couldn’t believe my luck, every time they put a new wanted poster up, the guy they were after was standing right next to me!

French Fries

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Found out today that some of the most famous French food doesn’t even come from France. Apparently French fries are actually cooked in Greece?