Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

AFRICA SILENCE

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Why can´t you hear crickets in Africa?
They ate them all

Pole Vault

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Q. Why do Mexico always fail during the Olympic pole vault contest?
A. The best jumpers have all moved to the USA.

Chess Racist

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Q. Why is chess racist?
A. Because the white chess pieces always go first.

Scottish Canoe

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What’s the difference between a Scottish man and a canoe?

A canoe sometimes tips.

Bricklayer

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Just started dating an Italian bricklayer…

It’s cement to be.