Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Stairs

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Q. How many police men does it take to push a black guy down the stairs?
A. None, he fell by himself.

Black Jews

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Q. Why are black Jews the worst treated race on the planet?
A. Because they have to go to the back of the oven.

Sterotypes

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A kind-hearted German, a brave Frenchman, a thin American, a Chinese man with distinct facial features and an African man with a small c*ck walk into a bar and a Jew says, “Drinks are on me”.

Sun Tan

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How do black people get a sun tan? On their backs with palms and feet up.

Mona Lisa

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Just found out that the guy who painted the Mona lisa, Leonard O’davinchy is actually Italian and not Irish.