Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Irish/Welsh farmer

in Racist Jokes
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An irish farmer sees a welsh farmer carrying 2 sheep under his arms, and asks, “are you gonna shear them?
.”No”.says the Welshman..
.”they”re both for me”.

Jeans

in Racist Jokes
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What’s the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it.

Sick Dog

in Animal Jokes, Racist Jokes
+42 -64

Got my sick dog put down earlier today. I was worried it was gonna be expensive but they actually did it for free and they gave me a bag of prawn crackers with 3 spring rolls.

German Board Games

in Racist Jokes
+47 -69

Q: Whats a German childs favorite board game?

A: Nazi !!!

Racist

in Racist Jokes
+7 -29

I think I might be a racist. My favourite sports are marathons, formula 1 and horse racing.

Black Ice

in Racist Jokes
+11 -34

Heard on the radio today that black ice is more dangerous than white ice.

Surprise surprise.