Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Difference

in Political Jokes, Racist Jokes
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Q. What’s the difference between a gorilla and a black person?
A. Police don’t shoot gorillas.

Irish KFC

in Racist Jokes
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Q. Why did the Irish man go to sleep with 1o pieces of KFC in his bed?

A. Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Santa

in Racist Jokes
+47 -84

What’s the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew ?

Santa Claus goes down the chimney.

Worlds Laziest Fish

in Animal Jokes, Racist Jokes
+40 -77

Apparently the worlds laziest fish was discovered last week, it only swims 1 inch per day. The fish lives in the Black Sea, no surprise there!

Black Tree

in Racist Jokes
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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree?
A. Untie the rope and slowly lower him down making sure not to damage any of his tree surgeon tools.

Paki in a skip

in Racist Jokes
+9 -50

What do you call a Paki in a skip?

Rummaging