Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Super Glue

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What do you call a Chinese person who accidentally brushes his teeth with super glue?

Foo King Mong


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Q. What do snooker balls and people who claim benefits have in common?

A. Most of them are non-white.


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What’s the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it.

Irish/Welsh farmer

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An irish farmer sees a welsh farmer carrying 2 sheep under his arms, and asks, “are you gonna shear them?
.”No”.says the Welshman..
.”they”re both for me”.

Indian Drug Addict

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Did you hear about the Indian drug addict who went to intensive care after mixing curry power with cocaine? He’s now in a Korma.

Old Chinese man

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What do you call an old Chinese man?

Yung No More