Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Love 69

in Racist Jokes
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Why do Chinese people love trying a 69?
Because sizzling beef in Szechuan sauce is their favourite meal.

Hitchhiker

in Racist Jokes
+40 -74

What do you call a black hitchhiker?
An escaped convict.

Difference

in Political Jokes, Racist Jokes
+33 -68

Q. What’s the difference between a gorilla and a black person?
A. Police don’t shoot gorillas.

Santa

in Racist Jokes
+47 -84

What’s the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew ?

Santa Claus goes down the chimney.

Irish KFC

in Racist Jokes
+16 -53

Q. Why did the Irish man go to sleep with 1o pieces of KFC in his bed?

A. Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Worlds Laziest Fish

in Animal Jokes, Racist Jokes
+40 -77

Apparently the worlds laziest fish was discovered last week, it only swims 1 inch per day. The fish lives in the Black Sea, no surprise there!