Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Worlds Laziest Fish

in Animal Jokes, Racist Jokes
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Apparently the worlds laziest fish was discovered last week, it only swims 1 inch per day. The fish lives in the Black Sea, no surprise there!

Black Tree

in Racist Jokes
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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree?
A. Untie the rope and slowly lower him down making sure not to damage any of his tree surgeon tools.

Paki in a skip

in Racist Jokes
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What do you call a Paki in a skip?

Rummaging

Black Comedy

in Racist Jokes
+14 -59

Q. Why is black comedy important?
A. Because black laughs matter.

Toys

in Racist Jokes
+16 -62

The following conversation took place between a husband and wife in Dublin.

Paddy: Hi, darling, hope you had a nice day at work, I’ve finished nailing all your sex toys to the wall.
Paddy’s Wife: You f*cking useless twat I said I wanted a dado rail!