Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

First Date

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First date with a Jewish girl didn’t go too well tonight. I heard women love a man in uniform but apparently not a German SS uniform from the 1940s.

Family Photo

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Q. What’s the difference between an Ethiopian family photo and a barcode?
A. Nothing.

Houses

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Q. What do you call a Pakistani stood between two houses?

A. Ali

Jew & Pizza

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What’s the difference between a Jew and a Pizza.
A pizza doesn’t scream when it is being baked in the oven.

Cheap Aftershave

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Got some cheap aftershave from China the other day, no wonder they all have eyes like that.

Stevie Wonder

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Why does Stevie Wonder always smile??? He’s blind, he doesnt know he’s Black!