After years of working hard and many late nights I’ve finally become a PhD… or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as some people like to call it.
If god didn’t want women to do all the cooking then why did he put milk and eggs inside them?
Worst advice I ever got as a kid was “Eat all your food so you grow big and strong”. After years of over-eating I’m now a fat cunt.
After a year of being really ill and having multiple hospital trips the doctor finally gave me some good news. I’m going to have a disease named after me.
Just been on bigbustycoons.com. It’s amazing how large and successful some bus companies have become.
By replacing your morning coffee with green tea you can replace 87% of the joy you have left in your life.