Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

PhD

in General Jokes
+39 -17

After years of working hard and many late nights I’ve finally become a PhD… or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as some people like to call it.

Cooking

in General Jokes
+62 -40

If god didn’t want women to do all the cooking then why did he put milk and eggs inside them?

Advice

in General Jokes
+51 -29

Worst advice I ever got as a kid was “Eat all your food so you grow big and strong”.
After years of over-eating I’m now a fat cunt.

Hospital Trips

in Disabled Jokes
+80 -58

After a year of being really ill and having multiple hospital trips the doctor finally gave me some good news. I’m going to have a disease named after me.

Website

in Dirty Jokes
+36 -14

Just been on bigbustycoons.com. It’s amazing how large and successful some bus companies have become.

Morning Coffee

in General Jokes
+102 -80

By replacing your morning coffee with green tea you can replace 87% of the joy you have left in your life.