Last night my wife asked me to make her feel special so I gave her a coloring book and some crayons.
Did you know that 85% of pie charts resemble Pacman?
Q. What’s long, black and dangerous?
A. The queue at KFC.
Just been told by my psychiatrist that i’m bipolar. Don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
When I was younger a double jab was a boxing move and going shopping in a mask was something you did during armed robbery.
After years of working hard and many late nights I’ve finally become a PhD… or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as some people like to call it.