I want to meet a girl who loves romantic walks because I don’t have a car or any money.
Just accidentally pushed an old women on the floor. Apparently when she asked me to check her balance she was talking about a cash machine.
Got in trouble last night after I went on a date but didn’t open the car door for the lady I was with. To my shame I decided to just swim to the surface and save myself.
When me and my wife have arguments I always have the last word. Usually those words are ‘Sorry, you’re right’.
Jesus is the best. I bet if Aquaman and Jesus had a fight, Jesus would walk all over him.
I never have any luck with women. The other day my girlfriend won a trip for 2 to Las Vegas, she went there twice on her own.