01Apr Weighing Scale By Stevo in General Jokes Tags: Virus jokes +49 -21 Stepped on my weighing scale this morning and it said: “Please use social distancing, one person at a time”.
11Mar Survived By Dave in Political Jokes Tags: Virus jokes +33 -19 Shit I’ve survived: Mad Cow Disease ✓ HIV Aids ✓ Sars ✓ Bird Flu ✓ Swine Flu ✓ Ebola ✓ Coronavirus (pending)
29Apr Weight By SteveB in Relationship Jokes Tags: Virus jokes, Wife Jokes +16 -12 Just had the following conversation with my wife. Wife: Can’t believe how much weight I’ve gained since lockdown. Me: You haven’t gained that much weight. Come on… chin up. No, the other one.
13Apr Virus Over By Steve in Relationship Jokes Tags: Virus jokes +20 -20 When this virus is over I really hope people continue to stay the hell away from me.
23Mar Corona By Stevo in Political Jokes Tags: Virus jokes +27 -28 I haven’t seen a virus like this since pornhub destroyed my mom’s desktop in 2005.
22May Covid19 Pickup Line By Don Juan in Pick Up Lines Tags: Virus jokes +4 -8 Hey babe! Did you know that Covid19 isn’t spread by genitals?