Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Buy Happiness

in General Jokes
+70 -47

Money doesn’t buy you happiness but it can buy you food, something to drink and a small tropical island inhabited by 20 topless female models.

Accident

in Relationship Jokes
+65 -42

Got stopped by a women in the street today. She said “Excuse me sir, have you had an accident in the last 3 years that wasn’t your fault? I said, “Yes, she’s nearly 3 now.”

ChinChilla

in Animal Jokes
+36 -13

Just bought a chinchilla.
That should hopefully keep my chin nice and cool in all this heat.

Balance

in General Jokes
+45 -23

Just accidentally pushed an old women on the floor. Apparently when she asked me to check her balance she was talking about a cash machine.

Car Door

in Relationship Jokes
+44 -22

Got in trouble last night after I went on a date but didn’t open the car door for the lady I was with. To my shame I decided to just swim to the surface and save myself.

Last Word

in Relationship Jokes
+44 -22

When me and my wife have arguments I always have the last word. Usually those words are ‘Sorry, you’re right’.