When a deaf person sees someone yawn do they think it’s a scream?
“Where do you want this big roll of bubble wrap?” I asked my boss. “Just pop it in the corner,” he said.
After 3 hours of popping I’ve now been fired :(!
Q. What was Adolf Hilter’s favorite computer game? A. Mein Kraft
Q. What do wives and vacuum cleaners have in common?
A. They both start whining and stop sucking when they need to be replaced.
Just been told by my psychiatrist that i’m bipolar. Don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
When I was younger a double jab was a boxing move and going shopping in a mask was something you did during armed robbery.