Yo mama is so fat that she played the part of the iceberg in the film Titanic.
Three things that the sun and women’s boobs have in common.
1. They’re both round. 2. They both make the world a brighter place. 3. If you stare at them too long it can be dangerous.
When I was younger a double jab was a boxing move and going shopping in a mask was something you did during armed robbery.
Just read in the newspaper that lots of Americans have been sending their old clothes to the poor in Africa.
Wast of time in my opinion. I’ve never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.
Q. What’s brown and bad for your teeth? A. A baseball bat.
Just got a new tattoo on my dick. It says “Pull once for sex, pull 100 times for no sex”.