Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Aug

ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

By pablo

in Racist Jokes

+752 -443

Recent reports have indicated that the Facebook ALS Ice Bucket Challenge has been a great success in the UK. Apparently over 10,000 pakis have now had a bath.

Oct

Yo mama raincoat fat

By Steph :)

in Yo Mama Jokes

Tags: Yo Mama So Fat Jokes

+464 -161

Yo mama is so fat, when she put a yellow raincoat on, people yell ‘TAXI!!’

Mar

Blind Woman

By DonaldT

in Dirty Jokes, Disabled Jokes

+456 -158

A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday. I think she was pulling my leg.

Sep

High Heels

By Dave

in Yo Mama Jokes

Tags: Yo Mama So Fat Jokes

+545 -249

Yo mama is so fat when she goes out walking in high heels she comes home in flip-flops.

Aug

Skiing Holiday

By Vince

in Dirty Jokes

Tags: Jokes About Men

+454 -162

3 men go on a skiing holiday in the Alps and have to share the same bed, in the morning the following conversation takes place.

Man on left: “I had a dream last night that I got a hand job.”
Man on right: “No way, I also had a dream about that as well!”
Man in middle: “That’s funny I had a dream I was skiing.”

May

Cheap Prostitute

By Frank

in Dirty Jokes

+675 -385

Got approached by a prostitute today who said that she would do anything for $10. Guess who just got their car washed?