Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Vibrators

in Dirty Jokes, Surreal Jokes
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A recent scientific study has found pregnant women who use vibrators are 90% more likely to have a child who stutters.

Yo mama raincoat fat

in Yo Mama Jokes
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Yo mama is so fat, when she put a yellow raincoat on, people yell ‘TAXI!!’

Blind Woman

in Dirty Jokes, Disabled Jokes
+456 -158

A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday. I think she was pulling my leg.

High Heels

in Yo Mama Jokes
+545 -249

Yo mama is so fat when she goes out walking in high heels she comes home in flip-flops.

Skiing Holiday

in Dirty Jokes
+454 -162

3 men go on a skiing holiday in the Alps and have to share the same bed, in the morning the following conversation takes place.

Man on left: “I had a dream last night that I got a hand job.”
Man on right: “No way, I also had a dream about that as well!”
Man in middle: “That’s funny I had a dream I was skiing.”

Cheap Prostitute

in Dirty Jokes
+675 -385

Got approached by a prostitute today who said that she would do anything for $10. Guess who just got their car washed?