Q: What is the difference between a Jew and boy scout. A: The boy scout comes back from camp.
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even jump to conclusions.
Do you have pet insurance?? Because I’m going to destroy your pussy.
Q. How do you stop a black person from robbing your house? A. Stick a sign on your front door saying “Job Center”!
Just named my dog ‘Tenmiles’ so now I can say I walk ten miles every day.
Q. Why do they name hurricanes after women? A. Because when they arrive they are wet and wild but when they leave they take your house and car with them.