yo mamas so dumb she bought tikets to see xbox live
Just been arrested by the police after recently being given the part of Romeo in my local theater. The script clearly said ‘Enter Juliet from behind’.
What’s the most positive thing in Africa? HIV.
Q. What does a bike and a black man have in common? A. They both need chains to work.
Q. What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A. Usain bolt can Finish a race.
Yo mama is so fat when she wants her photo taken she has to call Google Earth.