The Best Funny Jokes About Men

Skiing Holiday

in Dirty Jokes
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3 men go on a skiing holiday in the Alps and have to share the same bed, in the morning the following conversation takes place.

Man on left: “I had a dream last night that I got a hand job.”
Man on right: “No way, I also had a dream about that as well!”
Man in middle: “That’s funny I had a dream I was skiing.”

Why Are Men Like Cars?

in Dirty Jokes
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Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming.

Ceramic Tiles

in Relationship Jokes
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Why are men are like Ceramic Tiles?
Because if you lay ’em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years.