Q What’s the difference between a park bench and a black guy?
A a park bench can support a family of four.
The following conversation took place between a husband and wife at the dinner table.
Wife: Can I have $20’000 to get some breast implants to make them bigger.
Husband: Why don’t you just rub toilet paper on your nipples.
Wife: Does that really work?
Husband: Well it seems to have worked on your ass.