Q. What do you call the phobia of black people? A. Common sense
Just made a small fortune betting on the Euro 2016 football championships.
Unfortunately I spent a big fortune placing my bets.
My wife shouted at me today for forgetting to take the lamb out the freezer. Sadly it couldn’t withstand the freezing temperatures and died after a couple of hours.
Q. Why did the baker have smelly hands? A. He kneaded a poo.
Q. Why do black people have flat noses? A. So they dont drown when drinking out of puddles.
Q. What do you call a Jewish girls boobs? A. Joobs.