I still remember 2019 like it was yesterday.
I went on my first ever date with a girl last night, I treated her like a princess. It took the fire brigade 3 hours to cut us out after we crashed in the tunnel.
Hi, I was just wondering… do you have a gag reflex?
Nice tits!! What color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?
Why did the concept of ridicule cross the road? To get to the other side.
Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. Untie the rope and slowly lower him down making sure not to damage any of his tree surgeon tools.