The following conversation took place at a church wedding:
Priest: Repeat after me. Groom: After me!! Priest: Is this guy serious?? Bride: No his name is Bruce.
I still remember 2019 like it was yesterday.
Q. How do you milk sheep? A. With iPhone accessories.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there??
It’s me your local Jehovah’s Witness coming to tell you about Christ.
Hi, I was just wondering… do you have a gag reflex?
Nice tits!! What color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?