Lied to my boss about having Coronavirus so I could get time off work but now my workplace has arranged for me to have a medical examination. If anyone can infect me with the real virus within the next 24 hours that would be much appreciated.
Kid: *Cough* Mom: Whats wrong sweetie Kid: nothing its just that I ate a banana Mom: But we have no banana’s Kid: It daddy’s banana
What has four legs and one arm?
A Doberman in a playground
Apparently if you find a mother who’s a virgin and you give her baby small pieces of metal and perfume this makes you a ‘wise man’.
How can you tell if your sister is on her period? Your dad’s d*ck tastes different.
Yo Mama is so poor she makes Kenny McCormick look rich!