Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Jan

Private Number Plates

By Dave

in Animal Jokes

+17 -65

I can’t afford private number plates so I’ve decided to change my name to v16 5uw.

Jun

World Cup Winner

By Neymar

in Political Jokes, Sports Jokes

+13 -62

After receiving a $5 billion donation from the Brazilian government Fifa have just announced that they would like to congratulate Brazil on winning the 2014 World Cup 3-1 against Argentina on 13th July 2014.

Oct

Afro

By Eli

in Yo Mama Jokes

+23 -72

Yo mama is so hairy….she’s got afros on her nipz.

Sep

Love 69

By Todd

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Chinese Jokes

+38 -87

Why do Chinese people love trying a 69?
Because sizzling beef in Szechuan sauce is their favourite meal.

Mar

Easter Bunny

By Paul

in Religious Jokes

+27 -76

Q. What do Jesus and the Easter Bunny have in common?

A. They both taste good with wine.

Jan

Daughter

By SteveA

in Dirty Jokes

+18 -68

My wife came home from work and caught me having sex with my daughter I don’t know what she was more pissed of about the fact that I was having sex with my daughter or that the morgue let me bring her home.