Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Gag Chat-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+20 -63

Hi, I was just wondering… do you have a gag reflex?

Nipples Pick Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+30 -73

Nice tits!! What color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?

Jew Pick Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+23 -67

Hi I’m a Jew. Would you like to buy me a drink?

Anal

in Dirty Jokes
+25 -69

Tried anal last night, it’s f*cking shit!

Covid 19 Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+16 -60

I think I might have just died from Covid 19 because you look like an angel.

Many Times

in Dirty Jokes
+29 -73

Q. How many times does 1 go into 0?
A. 69