Why did the concept of ridicule cross the road? To get to the other side.
Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. Untie the rope and slowly lower him down making sure not to damage any of his tree surgeon tools.
Tried anal last night, it’s f*cking shit!
I think I might have just died from Covid 19 because you look like an angel.
Q. How many times does 1 go into 0? A. 69
Hi I’m a Jew. Would you like to buy me a drink?