Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Respek

in Political Jokes
+8 -44

Cant belive how bad things have become in the world recently. People have no respek anymore. Even in the dictionary the word respek has been taken out.

Good Sex Pick-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+17 -53

Man: Do you want to have good sex?
Woman: Ehh no… Sorry?
Man: Well you should come back to my place!

Shirt Chatup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+17 -53

Feel my shirt, it’s made of boyfriend material…

Love Chocolate

in Racist Jokes, Relationship Jokes
+43 -79

My ex-wife used to love chocolate. I think that’s one of the reasons why she ran off with a Jamaican man.

Muggy

in Relationship Jokes
+8 -45

The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.

Husband: It’s a bit muggy tonight my love.
Wife: If you’ve put all our mugs in the garden again I’m gonna divorce you.
Husband: *Drinks a sip of tea from plant pot.*

Sex

in Dirty Jokes
+29 -66

I shagged a bird last night. Keep it quiet though, I don’t want her to find out.