What’s red, sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller? A baby with a potato peeler.
Have you heard about that new film showing the most dangerous criminals in America? It’s called “50 shades of black”.
Short of toilet paper? Take your sh*ts in the shower then stomp those brown nuggets down the drain.
Can’t believe how homophobic the Wikipedia page on homosexuality is especially after Orlando. It says that gays are f*cking assh*les.
Can someone wake the guy up from Geenday please?
You look just like my ex-wife but without all the bruises.