Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Cow

in Political Jokes
+20 -57

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans can’t milk a cow for 16 years.

Muggy

in Relationship Jokes
+8 -45

The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.

Husband: It’s a bit muggy tonight my love.
Wife: If you’ve put all our mugs in the garden again I’m gonna divorce you.
Husband: *Drinks a sip of tea from plant pot.*

Sex

in Dirty Jokes
+29 -66

I shagged a bird last night. Keep it quiet though, I don’t want her to find out.

Virgin Islands

in Yo Mama Jokes
+10 -47

Yo mama is so dirty that after she visited ‘The Virgin Islands’ they renamed it to ‘The Islands’.

Jacked Pick Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+15 -52

Hi, I haven’t jacked off in over 5 years. I just don’t need to because I’m always surrounded by hot women. Tonight is your lucky night, you have been selected!

Brides

in Relationship Jokes
+36 -73

Why do brides wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the refrigerator.