Why wasn’t there any blacks in the Flintstones? Because they were still monkeys.
Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?
Americans can’t milk a cow for 16 years.
Just heard on the radio that the dinosaurs died 65 million years ago on this exact day.
Rip Dinosaurs 26th April 64,997,984 BC
I’d love to see you take a sh*t.
Failed a drug test today at school. I scored an E.
If every day is a gift then in 2016 I’ve mostly been getting socks.