Apparently the worlds laziest fish was discovered last week, it only swims 1 inch per day. The fish lives in the Black Sea, no surprise there!
I’m not bad at cooking or anything …but how long is pasta supposed to cook in the toaster?
Q. During masterbaytion what is the most sensitive part of the body? A. The ears.
Yo mama is so fat when she went swimming an Ocean Study Group said “Captain! Captain!, I found a blue whale.”
Did you hear about the Islamic terrorist who was arrested in Liverpool the other day?
His name was Ayaluf Roh-Bin Kaahs.
The Beach Boys walk into a bar..
‘Round?’Round?’ ‘Get a round I get a round? ‘Get a round…..’