Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Hurt My Back Pick Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+26 -60

(Walk over with a hunched back) I hurt my back trying to suck my penis.

Burger

in General Jokes
+4 -38

Three worst things to find in your burger.

1. Burger missing
2. Pubes
3. Aids

Difference

in Political Jokes, Racist Jokes
+56 -90

Q. What’s the difference between a gorilla and a black person?
A. Police don’t shoot gorillas.

Obama Road Crossing?

in Political Jokes
+13 -47

Why did Barack Obama cross the road?

So he could dish out stolen tax money to his welfare queens.

Dead Wife

in Relationship Jokes
+16 -50

My first wife who I met in Thailand died 3 years ago today. Testicular cancer is a brutal disease.

Ugly Face

in Yo Mama Jokes
+21 -56

Yo mama is so ugly her face looks like ET’s ball-sack.