(Walk over with a hunched back) I hurt my back trying to suck my penis.
Three worst things to find in your burger.
1. Burger missing 2. Pubes 3. Aids
Q. What’s the difference between a gorilla and a black person? A. Police don’t shoot gorillas.
Why did Barack Obama cross the road?
So he could dish out stolen tax money to his welfare queens.
My first wife who I met in Thailand died 3 years ago today. Testicular cancer is a brutal disease.
Yo mama is so ugly her face looks like ET’s ball-sack.