4 reasons why England is God’s favourite country.
1. No.1 language in the world
2. No mass shootings
3. No Earthquakes
4. No Hurricanes
God bless England!
The following conversation took place in a government meeting regarding the school curriculum.
Adviser: So what are we gonna teach the kids?
Politician: I’ve decided to go with Pythagoras’s theorem.
Adviser: But what about car repairs, applying for loans, buying a house, starting a business or doing taxes?
Politician: No!! Finding the length of a triangle is more important.