Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Gods favourite

in Religious Jokes
+24 -45

4 reasons why England is God’s favourite country.

1. No.1 language in the world
2. No mass shootings
3. No Earthquakes
4. No Hurricanes

God bless England!

School Curriculum

in Political Jokes
+23 -44

The following conversation took place in a government meeting regarding the school curriculum.

Adviser: So what are we gonna teach the kids?
Politician: I’ve decided to go with Pythagoras’s theorem.
Adviser: But what about car repairs, applying for loans, buying a house, starting a business or doing taxes?
Politician: No!! Finding the length of a triangle is more important.

Hitchhiker

in Racist Jokes
+57 -78

What do you call a black hitchhiker?
An escaped convict.

Threesome

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
+30 -51

Me and my wife had a threesome last night with my best friend, it was the most incredible sex we’ve ever had. I know he enjoyed it as well, his tail hasn’t stopped wagging since.

Vending Machine

in Yo Mama Jokes
+6 -27

Yo mama is so fat she has her own personal vending machine in the kitchen.

Halloween

in General Jokes
+9 -30

The cobwebs in my house just became Halloween decorations.
Many Thanks Halloween!!