Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

School Curriculum

in Political Jokes
+23 -44

The following conversation took place in a government meeting regarding the school curriculum.

Adviser: So what are we gonna teach the kids?
Politician: I’ve decided to go with Pythagoras’s theorem.
Adviser: But what about car repairs, applying for loans, buying a house, starting a business or doing taxes?
Politician: No!! Finding the length of a triangle is more important.

Threesome

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
+30 -51

Me and my wife had a threesome last night with my best friend, it was the most incredible sex we’ve ever had. I know he enjoyed it as well, his tail hasn’t stopped wagging since.

Vending Machine

in Yo Mama Jokes
+6 -27

Yo mama is so fat she has her own personal vending machine in the kitchen.

Arab Stealing

in Racist Jokes
+47 -68

What do you call an Arab who has been caught stealing from work?

Hazjus Bin Fayed (Has just been fired).

Halloween

in General Jokes
+9 -30

The cobwebs in my house just became Halloween decorations.
Many Thanks Halloween!!

Cold pick-up line

in Pick Up Lines
+10 -32

Brr, its cold today! Can I warm my hands with your heaving breasts?