Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Dating

in Dirty Jokes
+21 -42

Dating is a lot like fishing.

They both leave your hands smelling of fish afterwards.

Murder

in Animal Jokes
+16 -37

Called to police about 5 times today to report a murder on my front lawn but they keep telling me to stop bothering them. Apparently they don’t give a shit about crows.

Game Of Thrones Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+12 -33

Is your name Winter?… Because I think you’re gonna be coming later.

Aldi Shampoo

in Animal Jokes
+18 -39

Just got some discount shampoo from Aldi…
Because you’re worthless

Masks

in Dirty Jokes
+6 -27

Some people think masks aren’t beneficial but I think they’re superb for protection. I’ve done about 10 rapes so far in 2020 and still not been caught.

Miss Universe

in General Jokes
+7 -29

I’m sure the Miss Universe competition is always fixed. Why does the winner always come from planet Earth?