Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Hospital

in Racist Jokes
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Went to the hospital today to see the doctor and they said “Sorry sir it’s impossible, he’s Nigerian and we’ve had a power cut.”

Rhyming

in General Jokes
+5 -26

What’s brown & rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre

Beach

in Surreal Jokes
+6 -27

Q. Why is sand on the beach yellow?
A. Because the sea weed.

Racist Football Chant

in Sports Jokes
+4 -25

Apparently racist chanting was heard at the England training ground earlier today. The FA have threatened to remove John Terry from the squad if he does it again.

Gods favourite

in Religious Jokes
+24 -45

4 reasons why England is God’s favourite country.

1. No.1 language in the world
2. No mass shootings
3. No Earthquakes
4. No Hurricanes

God bless England!

School Curriculum

in Political Jokes
+23 -44

The following conversation took place in a government meeting regarding the school curriculum.

Adviser: So what are we gonna teach the kids?
Politician: I’ve decided to go with Pythagoras’s theorem.
Adviser: But what about car repairs, applying for loans, buying a house, starting a business or doing taxes?
Politician: No!! Finding the length of a triangle is more important.