Some random woman just stopped me in the street and told me a joke. It had all the great ingredients of a joke like rape, domestic abuse and general suffering but I didn’t get the punchline. Something about donating £2 a month.
Yo mama is so ugly her face looks like ET’s ball-sack.
You know you’re getting old when the hairs on your ears are longer than the ones on your head.
Barely legal girl sucking off her daddy with love cream on her face and all over her …
Oh sorry I thought this was Google.
What do Japanese people call their japseye?
A girl from Iraq is given a purse by her father for her birthday. The dad says, “happy birthday”, the girl replies “thanks for bag, dad!”