Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Donating

in General Jokes
+19 -54

Some random woman just stopped me in the street and told me a joke. It had all the great ingredients of a joke like rape, domestic abuse and general suffering but I didn’t get the punchline. Something about donating £2 a month.

Ugly Face

in Yo Mama Jokes
+21 -56

Yo mama is so ugly her face looks like ET’s ball-sack.

Getting Older

in General Jokes
+5 -40

You know you’re getting old when the hairs on your ears are longer than the ones on your head.

Barely Legal

in Dirty Jokes
+18 -53

Barely legal girl sucking off her daddy with love cream on her face and all over her …
Oh sorry I thought this was Google.

Japseye

in Dirty Jokes
+4 -39

What do Japanese people call their japseye?

Purse

in General Jokes
+7 -43

A girl from Iraq is given a purse by her father for her birthday. The dad says, “happy birthday”, the girl replies “thanks for bag, dad!”