Q. During masterbaytion what is the most sensitive part of the body?
A. The ears.
What’s red, sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller?
A baby with a potato peeler.
Can you send me a message because then I can tell my friends I’ve received a message from an angel?
My wife’s a bit like Pinocchio. Every time she tells me lies, her nose swells up.
(Walk over with a hunched back) I hurt my back trying to suck my penis.
Apparently the worlds laziest fish was discovered last week, it only swims 1 inch per day. The fish lives in the Black Sea, no surprise there!