Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Master Bates

in Dirty Jokes
+10 -43

Q. During masterbaytion what is the most sensitive part of the body?
A. The ears.

Smaller

in Surreal Jokes
+13 -46

What’s red, sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller?
A baby with a potato peeler.

Message Pick Up

in Pick Up Lines
+13 -46

Can you send me a message because then I can tell my friends I’ve received a message from an angel?

Pinocchio

in Relationship Jokes
+9 -43

My wife’s a bit like Pinocchio. Every time she tells me lies, her nose swells up.

Hurt My Back Pick Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+26 -60

(Walk over with a hunched back) I hurt my back trying to suck my penis.

Worlds Laziest Fish

in Animal Jokes, Racist Jokes
+53 -87

Apparently the worlds laziest fish was discovered last week, it only swims 1 inch per day. The fish lives in the Black Sea, no surprise there!