Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Wouldn’t Mind

in Pick Up Lines
+18 -91

Wow you’re so good looking I wouldn’t mind if you gave me Aids.

Sun Tan

in Racist Jokes
+57 -133

How do black people get a sun tan? On their backs with palms and feet up.

Bubblegum

in General Jokes
+31 -112

Q. How do you get bubblegum out of your hair?
A. Cancer.

Indian Lesbian

in Dirty Jokes, Racist Jokes
+70 -152

Q. What do you call an Indian lesbian?
A. Mingeeta

Mona Lisa

in Racist Jokes
+24 -117

Just found out that the guy who painted the Mona lisa, Leonard O’davinchy is actually Italian and not Irish.

Black Man Lips

in Racist Jokes
+48 -216

Why do black people have big lips? So they can eat food.