Starting to sweat and feel really sick every time I go to put fuel in my car. I think I might have car owner virus.
Went to the hospital today to see the doctor and they said “Sorry sir it’s impossible, he’s Nigerian and we’ve had a power cut.”
What’s brown & rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre
Q. Why is sand on the beach yellow? A. Because the sea weed.
Apparently racist chanting was heard at the England training ground earlier today. The FA have threatened to remove John Terry from the squad if he does it again.
4 reasons why England is God’s favourite country.
1. No.1 language in the world 2. No mass shootings 3. No Earthquakes 4. No Hurricanes
God bless England!