Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Oct

Smart Black Guys

By Nasiir Mayers

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Black Jokes

+33 -53

What do you call a smart black guy?

An indian

Oct

Gods favourite

By Queen Elizabeth

in Religious Jokes

+24 -45

4 reasons why England is God’s favourite country.

1. No.1 language in the world
2. No mass shootings
3. No Earthquakes
4. No Hurricanes

God bless England!

Jun

Racist Football Chant

By Dave

in Sports Jokes

+4 -25

Apparently racist chanting was heard at the England training ground earlier today. The FA have threatened to remove John Terry from the squad if he does it again.

Feb

School Curriculum

By PeteG

in Political Jokes

+23 -44

The following conversation took place in a government meeting regarding the school curriculum.

Adviser: So what are we gonna teach the kids?
Politician: I’ve decided to go with Pythagoras’s theorem.
Adviser: But what about car repairs, applying for loans, buying a house, starting a business or doing taxes?
Politician: No!! Finding the length of a triangle is more important.

Jan

Hitchhiker

By Chandler

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Black Jokes

+57 -78

What do you call a black hitchhiker?
An escaped convict.

Jun

Threesome

By Simon

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+30 -51

Me and my wife had a threesome last night with my best friend, it was the most incredible sex we’ve ever had. I know he enjoyed it as well, his tail hasn’t stopped wagging since.