Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Jan

Best chat up line

By Maoc Dean

in Pick Up Lines

+8 -28

Best chat up line ever which never fails, it is, don’t scream b*tch i have a knife.

Apr

Wheat Farmer

By Dan

in Surreal Jokes

+10 -31

Did you hear about the wheat farmer who got arrested by the police? Apparently he was a CEREAL killer.

Jun

End Poverty

By DaveP

in Political Jokes

+16 -37

Every year charities spend millions trying to end poverty and nothing ever changes. Maybe it’s time to accept the facts. If you live in the middle of a desert and the nearest supermarket is hundreds of miles away MOVE SOMEWHERE ELSE!!

Jun

New Friend

By Dave

in General Jokes

+31 -52

When someone stops me to ask for directions I always give them directions to my house. Then I say to myself “See you in 20 minutes my new best friend”.

Jan

Red Fiesta

By killazb6

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Black Jokes

+35 -56

What do u call five blacks in a red fiesta! A box of malteasers.

Jul

Baby Paint

By Dave

in General Jokes

+11 -32

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Only 1 if you throw it hard enough