Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Valentines Present

in Relationship Jokes
+102 -37

My wife asked me, “What did you buy me for valentines day?”
“Well,” I chuckled. “You see that pink Mercedes over there?”
“Yes,” she said happily.
“Well I bought you a toothbrush the same colour.”

Office Dress

in Surreal Jokes
+82 -17

Yesterday my boss told me “Don’t dress for the job you have, dress for the job you want”. Today when I turned up at the office dressed like a Ghostbuster he told me I was fired.

Black Men

in Racist Jokes
+125 -60

What do black men do after sex?
About 15 years to life.

Holy Fat Person

in Yo Mama Jokes
+151 -87

Yo mama is so fat , she was baptized at SeaWorld ?

Morning

in Dirty Jokes
+128 -64

Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
Because they don’t have any balls to scratch.

Never Forget

in Dirty Jokes
+126 -62

I’ll never forget the first time I had sex. It helps that I still have the receipt.