Yesterday my boss told me “Don’t dress for the job you have, dress for the job you want”. Today when I turned up at the office dressed like a Ghostbuster he told me I was fired.
What do black men do after sex? About 15 years to life.
Did you hear about the naked woman who robbed a bank?
Nobody could remember her face.
Yo mama is so fat that every year Japan gives her money to stop swimming in the sea because of the danger of a tsunami.
Can’t believe how dark my skin is after going away on holiday. Think I might go out and steal a car.
Loving the new mp3 car horn I’ve recently installed. It’s amazing how much quicker people get out of your way when they start hearing gunshots.