How do you find a blind man in the nudest colony? It ain’t hard.
Got attacked by a group of mime artists last night. They did unspeakable acts to me.
Come and sit on my knee and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up.
You remind me of my big toe because I’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.
Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to call Dr Pepper to discuss her health concerns.
Yo mama is so fat that every year Japan gives her money to stop swimming in the sea because of the danger of a tsunami.