They told me to wear a mask and gloves when going to the store.
They lied… Everyone else had clothes on.
Whoever persuaded blind people they need to wear sunglasses must have been one hell of a salesman.
What’s the difference between weed and vag?
If you can smell weed across the room that means it’s good.
Q. Why should you never hold in your farts?
A. Because they can go up your spine, into your brain and give you shitty ideas.
Q.Why do Indian women have a red dot on their forehead? A. It helps with aiming.
A girl only has one heart so playing around with it is wrong, play with her boobs instead, she’s got two of them.