Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Dec

Lifes Great Mysteries

By David

in General Jokes

+148 -84

A recent study has revealed the top 3 greatest mysteries of life that people struggle with on a daily basis.

1. If sliced bread is so great why is the person who invented it not famous?
2. If blind people wear sunglasses then why don’t deaf people wear earmuffs?
3. If Chinese people all look the same, why do they need passports?

Nov

Muslim Inventions

By Matthew Jackson

in Religious Jokes

Tags: Muslim Jokes

+136 -73

The Muslims first invented the condom in the year 654 using a goat intestine. Christians expanded on this idea in 1364 by taking the intestine out of the goat first.

Apr

Yo Mama is Retarded

By PeteS

in Yo Mama Jokes

+160 -97

3 reasons why yo mama is retarded:

1. She thinks typing ‘Google’ into Google will break the internet.
2. She thinks Blue-Ray is a type of fish.
3. She lost her job at the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s.

Jun

Bottle

By TimS

in General Jokes

+116 -53

Why is it that when a baby drinks from a bottle and falls asleep everyone thinks it’s cute but when I do it I get arrested at my local bus station and people call me an alcoholic?

Mar

Store

By Asa

in Dirty Jokes

+105 -43

They told me to wear a mask and gloves when going to the store.

They lied… Everyone else had clothes on.

Aug

Sunglasses

By Jim

in Disabled Jokes

+164 -102

Whoever persuaded blind people they need to wear sunglasses must have been one hell of a salesman.