Q. What does an Ikea cabinet and a marriage have in common? A. One screw out of place and the whole thing falls apart.
You can say whatever you want about deaf people.
And for his next magic trick Ku Klux Blaine will submerge 20 black people in tank of water for 7 days.
Had a talk with my son earlier today about masterbation and how it’s totally natural. I also told him to make sure that in future he knocks on my door before he goes into my room.
I wonder if the lyrics for MC Hammer’s song are available in braille?
Yo Mama is so fat she works at her local cinema as a projection screen.