Just been attacked by a thug with a bat.
It’s amazing how good thugs are at training animals these days.
Q: what is the hottest part of the sun.. A: Page 3!
The following conversation took place in a nightclub.
White Girl: Is it true what they say about black men? Black man: Why don’t you come outside with me and find out!! White Girl: Ok *Goes outside* Black man: *Pulls out knife* Give me your money!
Why do you have to use underwear in Ukrain?
Cause chernobyl fall out.
Without nipples bubbies are pointless.
What is a cat’s favourite car? A purrrrrgeot.