Q. Why do witches never wear panties? A. They get better traction.
Q: Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
A: To get to the second hand shop.
What’s red and beeps? The Manchester United open-top bus reversing back in the garage.
Q. What do you get when you mix 2 different types of bread together? A. A hy-bread.
Q. How does Jesus make beer?
A. He brews it
What do you call a black person with one leg longer then the other?
Knee grow.