Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Sex

in Dirty Jokes
+28 -42

Sex – One of the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome things that money can buy.

Bus Psycho

in General Jokes
+18 -32

As I sat down next to a bloke on the bus he gave me a really strange look.
“That’s typical,” I thought. “The bus is empty and yet I still end up sitting next to a f*cking nutcase.”

Facebook

in General Jokes
+10 -24

Lost my internet connection last night and couldn’t use Facebook. I had to spend 4 hours calling 247 of my friends to tell them ‘I hate work, I’m having a glass of wine before going to bed, lol’.

Free Tattoo

in Surreal Jokes
+6 -20

Got a free tattoo on my arm yesterday. All I had to do was accidentally pour boiling water on myself.

Hindu

in Religious Jokes
+17 -31

Q. What’s a Hindu?
A. Lay eggs.

Double Standards

in Political Jokes
+30 -44

How come when a white person runs someone over it’s called a ‘traffic incident’ but when a Muslim does it they call it a ‘terrorist incident’?