Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Oct

Muslim Husband

By Ry

+353 -237

Q. What did the Muslim man say to his wife on their wedding day?
A. “I’m so happy… that you managed to get the day off school today”.

Jun

Self-Defense

By Jean-Paul

in Racist Jokes

+264 -148

Recently starting going to a French self-defense class. I can’t believe how tiring it is. I’ve never done so much running in all my life.

Aug

Harriet Tubman

By WhiteDad

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Black Jokes

+179 -63

Harriet Tubman is set to replace Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill. It’s great that black people are going to be used as currency again.

Jul

3 Weeks to Live

By Steve

in General Jokes

+291 -176

The following conversation took place today at the hospital after the doctor told me I’ve only got 3 weeks to live.

Me: Is there nothing you can give me to help?
Doctor: Try drinking 1 litre of olive oil every day
Me: Will that cure me?
Doctor: No but it will make your cremation a lot quicker.

Apr

Asian Women

By Ting

in Racist Jokes

+217 -102

Q. Why do Asian women have small breasts?

A. Because their parents only allow A’s.

Nov

Saddest Part

By CraigH

in Dirty Jokes

+162 -48

Q. Why is the penis the saddest part of the human body?

A. Because its hair is a mess, its best friend is a pussy and its next door neighbor is an asshole.