Diet Day 1: Just removed all the fattening food from my house, it was delicious.
Q. Why do you not see any black people on cruise ships? A. They’re not falling for that one again.
You can say what you want about slavery but you can’t deny black unemployment was a lot lower back in those days.
A Saudi prince recently requested that naked statues be covered up while visiting Rome. Apparently his 9 year old wife found them offensive.
Last night a thief broke into my house and started looking for money so i woke up and joined him.
The other day my girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it…. So we went out and had some drinks. He’s a cool guy, wants to become a web developer.