Q. Why do you not see any black people on cruise ships? A. They’re not falling for that one again.
What do you call a good looking Pakistani?
Asif.
You can say what you want about slavery but you can’t deny black unemployment was a lot lower back in those days.
Diet Day 1: Just removed all the fattening food from my house, it was delicious.
Went to a Muslim birthday party the other day. It was great fun, we blew up a bouncy castle and then had a really intense game of pass the parcel.
Last night a thief broke into my house and started looking for money so i woke up and joined him.