Just got sacked from my new job as a bus driver. Apparently black people are allowed to use the bus now.
Girlfriend just told me she doesn’t care what she gets for Christmas as long as it has diamonds in it.
A pack of playing cards it is then.
Q: What do you say to a black man in a three piece suit? A: The defendant may now rise.
Colgate toothpaste are a bunch of liars. On the label it says “Whiter in only 14 days”. I’ve been taking it for 15 days now and I still look Asian.
A Saudi prince recently requested that naked statues be covered up while visiting Rome. Apparently his 9 year old wife found them offensive.
What do you call a Chinese man who likes to eat soup with chopsticks?
Yuan Dum Fuk