What Bee’s produce milk? Boo-bees.
Definition of Stalking: When two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it.
Got sacked from my job yesterday for being a pervert.
I don’t understand why, I’m always hard at work.
A black guy at work today asked me if we have a ‘coloured’ printer. I said “Hey man, its 2015, you can use any printer you want”.
Just found out today that my best friend is Chinese. I always thought he was just tired.
Had a great time watching Fifty Shades Of Grey at the cinema with my girlfriend. The film was terrible but the reaction of the people sitting in front of us after I flicked mayonnaise on them was hilarious.